Question 1: For the North Pole Records, what is your name?
Question 2: Which of the following do you prefer to wear under your pants?
Pantyhose
Nothing
Leather Chaps
Something silky
Question 3: What is your normal reaction to a crying child?
Closet
What child?
Honey, about that vasectomy...
Aren’t kids so cute when they cry!
Question 4: It’s 2:00 am, which food would you eat?
Double stuffed bean burrito
Milk and Cookies
Tofu with hummus
Jack and Coke
Question 5: Which of these toys would you enjoy most?
Playstation 3
The he or she (hopefully not both) that costs $250 an hour
Porsche 911 Turbo
A Red Ryder BB gun
Question 6: The last time you took a performance enhancing drug was?
Today
Last month
I swear Mr. Bonds made me do it
Never, I’m naturally gifted in all that I do.
Question 7: You feel most comfortable around what type of animals?
Large 4-legged mammals that can fly
Cats
My co-workers
Dogs
